reesa marris

[21] to all emails that find me


To all emails that find me just to say I'm not suitable for this job, thank you. Ideally this is what I'll say, but no company gonna send this feedback anyway, so my wicked way to impress the HR one last time is not gonna happen. Our resumes are lost in the void of ATS and cables. Forever. We shall pray for the lost.

Me: Can I have a job?
C: No you cannot.
C: ...
C: Nobody want to work anymore!

Joke aside, I kinda feel like company less likely to train their employees now. They want the entry level applicants to have 10 years experiences so that they don't have to train them that much. Or just do mass layover in a form of 'right-sizing' because the best performers are expensive to be paid. Aight enough complaining. Gotta do what Romans do.


this is funnier in my head,
reesa


#life-updates